Men Are From Mars...

Man I tell ya, men are something else. They say women are moody? They say women are confusing? I say HAH!! MEN are confusing. 

There we girls are, enjoying our days, actually enjoying being single, definitely not looking for a relationship. 

And then out of the blue, BAM! This "awesome" guy catches our eye. So we're curious. 

And so you get to know him. But you keep your guard up. You don't just let any old guy into your heart head. 

And then before you know it, BOOM! You realize that you really like this guy. Hey... maybe a relationship is what you never knew you needed! It all seems to fit perfectly! It's all falling in place. This is how it's supposed to be!

And before you know it, it's official. And you can't believe you are here! You found this great guy! How did you get to be so lucky?

But as quickly as you're happy, you're confused. Because suddenly CRASH! Something's different. You can't put your finger on it. But he's suddenly not talking as much, he's not as interested in what you've got going on. 

And then, in a 180 degree turn, he gives you the worst. 

And as quickly as it started it's all over. 

And you're so confused! What the hell happened?? How did things change SO quickly!! 

And then we try and reason with ourselves why it happened. So we start dissecting everything that happened and start dissecting him.

And then we just do the unthinkable.

We start analyzing ourselves. 

As if we are the problem.

So ladies, I guess what I'm getting at is, there's really no point in trying to figure out how their heads work. Or why they do the things they do. It really just comes down to one thing,

They have no balls. 

And unfortunately, there is nothing we can do about it. Except make sure this doesn't happen. 

(I can't take credit for this one.) 

Just be thankful that you got out when you did and that it didn't go too far, so far that it will forever be etched into your mind... or... your back. 

And ladies, one thing we have to learn. Relationships, love, happily ever after, it's not like the movies. It's not exciting and crazy. It is life. And men are just men. And women are women. And we will forever be from two totally different planets. It is how it is.

Barbie and Ken can't even make it work after 50 years of plastic wedded bliss.

If two dolls can't even make it last, what hope do we have?

But who am I? Why listen to me? It's just a pattern 3,000 years in the making. 

But hey, maybe I'm just a cynic.

Happy Dating!!

xoxo